A Small Taste of Your Afterlife

As a Satanist, I don’t believe in a Heaven or Hell. I don’t really believe in an afterlife, period. As far as I’m concerned, this is the only life I get. I don’t get a chance to do things differently in a different reincarnation. I will not be forgiven by a stern but caring deity […]

Getting Angry and Getting S**t Done

Besides being one of the so-called deadly sins, we as a society have a stigma against expressing, or even feeling, negative emotions, such as anger. We all want to be happy, or at least pretend to be happy, and we want the people around us to be happy (and specifically, we don’t want the people […]

The One We Love To Hate

It might come as a minor shock, but there are a lot of people who don’t take Satanism seriously as a religion. Those with neither the capacity nor the desire to understand it scoff at us Satanists as silly little edgelords desperate for attention, at best, or, at worst, target us as devil worshipers who […]

Unpopular Opinion – The Military

I’m probably going to get some shit for this one. I don’t really care as much as I probably should, but then, there are a lot of things that I don’t care about as much as I should, so why should this week’s topic be any different? Today, I’m going to be going over the […]

Metal: It Comes From Hell

What’s the first thing you think of when you hear the word metalhead? If you are not one yourself, you probably imagine a child in an adult’s body, with grimy waist-length hair and perhaps an unkempt beard, who wears faded black band t-shirts and worn jeans. Your mental metalhead might be in a band himself, […]

Let’s Throw Dice

So. Saturday Night Live did a naughty. If you haven’t already seen it, here it is, in all its lack of glory: Employee of the Month is an honor worth fighting for. ⚔️ pic.twitter.com/lIHMXh2Xil— Saturday Night Live – SNL (@nbcsnl) April 7, 2019 Yeah. Someone rolled a natural one on their performance check. There are […]

Facing the Uncomfortable

The Satanic Temple has the Seven Tenets, and The Church of Satan has the Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth. Since Satanism is a religion which heavily encourages individuality, I have developed my own personal Satanic principles. Tying into my previous post, one of those principles is to face the uncomfortable. Facing the uncomfortable can […]